"how are you doing?"
[makes several vague hand gestures and various noises rather than giving an actual answer]
on a scale of 1 to pop punk bands, how much do you hate your ex-girlfriend
if you kill a guy who has a boner does his penis continue to be erect or what
Yes. It does actually. And when they go to the morgue to be prepared for burial, the person cleaning them up and such breaks it so it lays flat.
“So what do you do for a living?
“I put makeup on dead people and snap boners.”
if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusement
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish